Below is a list of the stories we currently have here on "Bad Fanfic! No Biscuit!" We are always looking for more; please read the submission guidelines before submitting.

Please note that most stories currently on this site are rated NC-17 and have explicit sexual content, including explicit descriptions of sexual acts, sometimes between people of the same gender. If this offends you or if you are not old enough to read this kind of thing in your location, please read only the stories marked with a G rating, or leave this site now.

Included with each story, where possible, are explanations of the common BadFic elements that can be found in the story. The stories are listed below in alphabetical order. Click here to view the stories sorted by author.

Title: The Anti-Love Spell
Author: Allison the Math Chick
Fandom: "Charmed"
Pairing: Prue/Phoebe/Piper/vegetables
Badfic elements: grammar/spelling, plot, characterization, sex
Rating: NC-17

Title: The Arc of Stars Across Infinity
Author: Melissa
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon
Badfic elements: neverending story, plot, grammar/spelling, male pregnancy
Rating: PG

Title: The Arc of Stars Across Infinity: The Sequel!
Author: Melissa
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon/Mary Sue
Badfic elements: neverending story, plot, grammar/spelling, male pregnancy, Mary Sue
Rating: R (language)

Title: Elementary Biology
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Star Trek: Voyager"
Pairing: Paris/Chakotay
Badfic elements: male pregnancy
Rating: PG-13

Title: Faster Enterprise! Kill! Kill!
Author: Jessica Leenstra
Fandom: "Star Trek: the Next Generation"
Pairing: Sort of Troi/Riker, Crusher/Picard
Badfic elements: characterization, plot
Rating: PG

Title: I'll Be Good For You
Author: Pamela "Hutch" Thalner
Fandom: BackStreet Boys, 'N Sync
Pairing: Justin Timberlake/Mary Sue
Badfic elements: real people fic, Mary Sue, spelling/grammar
Rating: PG-13

Title: LET'S GET MARRIED!!!!
Author: TyranAmiros
Fandom: Queer As Folk US
Pairing: Brian/Justin
Badfic elements: Characterization, songfic, plot
Rating: PG-13

Title: Love and Hellmouths, a Round-Robin
Author: a committee of four
Fandom: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Pairing: Willow/Tara, Giles/Ethan, etc.
Badfic elements: round robin, characterization
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Contains BTVS 5th-season spoilers.

Title: Love is the Drug
Author: Brianna Slade
Fandom: "Velvet Goldmine"
Pairing: Brian Slade/Curt Wild
Badfic elements: characterization, sex, plot, neverending story
Rating: NC-17

Title: Mary Sue is Goo Goo for Johnny
Author: Steph
Fandom: Goo Goo Dolls
Pairing: Johnny Rzeznik/Mary Sue
Badfic elements: Real People Fic, Mary Sue
Rating: PG

Title: Mulder Gets An Anal Probe
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "The X-Files"
Pairing: none
Badfic elements: pointlessly disgusting
Rating: NC-17 (for violence, not sex)

Title: My Chocolate Starfish
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: Limp Bizkit, "Angel"
Pairing: Wes/Mary Sue, Angel/Mary Sue
Badfic elements: Real people fic, Mary Sue, irrational anger towards real person's SO
Rating: PG-13

Title: My Dark Lover
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Darth Maul/Mary Sue
Badfic elements: characterization, plot, sex
Rating: NC-17

Title: The One
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "The X-Files"
Pairing: Scully/Doggett
Badfic elements: songfic, characterization
Rating: PG

Title: Past Journeys
Author: Melissa
Fandom: "Highlander"
Pairing: none
Badfic elements: Neverending, rarely updated story, pointless
Rating: G

Title: Red-Hot Intersections
Author: Katherine the Art Chick
Fandom: "Babylon 5", "Angel"
Pairing: Marcus/Dr. Franklin/Angel (and Ivanova/Talia implied)
Badfic elements: spelling/grammar, characterization, sex
Rating: NC-17

Title: Return to the Planet Where Everybody Was Gangsters
Author: Ann Larimer
Fandom: "Star Trek: The Original Series"
Pairing: None
Badfic elements: plot, characterization
Rating: G

Title: Revelations
Author: Joan the English Chick
Fandom: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Pairing: multiple
Badfic elements: spelling/grammar, sex, characterization
Rating: NC-17

Title: The Sandman Cummeth
Author: Darth J. Landry
Fandom: "Star Wars"
Pairing: Deak/Windy (and others)
Badfic elements: spelling/grammar, plot, sex
Rating: R

Title: Savage Luv
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Maul/Obi-Wan
Badfic elements: Mary Sue, characterization, sex
Rating: NC-17

Title: A Semi-Random Pairing of Unrelated Characters
Author: Rod Hilton
Fandom: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Pairing: Title says it all
Badfic elements: sex, characterization
Rating: NC-17

Title: Serpent's Passion
Author: Katherine the Art Chick
Fandom: "Stargate SG-1"
Pairing: Daniel/Jack
Badfic elements: sex, characterization, plot
Rating: NC-17

Title: Somebody Save Me
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Smallville"
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Badfic elements: underaged sex, plot implausibility
Rating: NC-17

Title: Spank the Monkey, Part One
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Planet of the Apes" (2001)
Pairing: Davidson/Thade
Badfic elements: Ew! Don't go there!
Rating: NC-17

Title: Starburst
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Farscape"
Pairing: Aeryn/Crichton
Badfic elements: sex
Rating: NC-17

Title: Still Life #142
Author: Rose
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon
Badfic elements: pointless
Rating: G

Title: Xena Luvs Gabby
Author: Katherine the Art Chick
Fandom: "Xena, Warrior Princess"
Pairing: Xena/Gabrielle
Badfic elements: spelling/grammar, characterization, sex
Rating: NC-17 (sort of)

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