Xena's Gay

Music: "Yesterday" by The Beatles
Xena Song Parody by Melanie Young (myoung@wwonline.com)

Xena's Gay,
That's what all of the subtexters say,
But some other people say "No way,"
They can't believe, that Xena's gay

Suddenly, there's a Bard hanging around lately,
She's not like a man, she's just like me,
Oh Xena's gay, it's plain to see

Why they just don't know,
I don't know, they never say.
They just can't see queer,
It's so clear, that Xena's gay

Xena's Gay,
Love like this can't be explained away,
She and Gabrielle sleep in the hay,
Oh I believe that Xena's gay

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D. Joan Leib
Last updated 3 January 2000