That's what all of the subtexters say,
But some other people say "No way,"
They can't believe, that Xena's gay
Suddenly, there's a Bard hanging around lately,
She's not like a man, she's just like me,
Oh Xena's gay, it's plain to see
Why they just don't know,
I don't know, they never say.
They just can't see queer,
It's so clear, that Xena's gay
Love like this can't be explained away,
She and Gabrielle sleep in the hay,
Oh I believe that Xena's gay
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