Take a Walk on the Xena Side

Music: Take a Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed
Xena Song Parody by James Fadden (jspf@erols.com), "with my sincerest apologies to the great Lou Reed."

(cue the sax player...)

Lucy came from Auckland, NZ
Hitchhiked her way to Amphipolis, NG
Got a chakram on the way
Put on some boots
And a bustier
She says hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side,
She say hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side

Renee came from out in Potideia
On the TV she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even holding Orpheus' head
She says hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side
She says hey honey, take a walk on the Xena side
And the sirens sing
Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doot
Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doot

Callisto never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A pillage here and a slaughter there
New Greeceland's the place where
They said hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side
They said hey Callie, take a walk on the Xena side

Amazon warriors came and hit the streets
Lookin' for ambrosia and a place to eat
Didn't worship Apollo
You should have seen them go go go
They said hey sugar, take a walk on the Xena side
They said hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side

Velasca's just speedin' away
Thought she was Artemis for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Henbane would've helped that bash
She said hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side
She said hey honey, take a walk on the Xena side
And the sirens sing
Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doot
Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doots just speedin' away


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D. Joan Leib
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Last updated 3 January 2000