When I'm 64

Music: "When I'm 64" by The Beatles
Xena Song Parody by Joan (fic@englishchick.com)

 

Xena:
When I get older, losing my skills,
Many years from now
Will you still be playing with my frying pan,
Eating nutbread, changin' the plan
If I've been out just razin' the town
Would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four?

You'll be older too,
And if you say the word
I could stay with you.

I could be handy mending your boots
When they match your skirt
You can write a scroll by the fireside
Get on Argo, go for a ride
Beatin' the bad guys, bashing their heads
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four?

Every summer we can raise a tent with the Amazons,
if you want to, dear
They shall call you Queen
Look at them on their knees
G: Xena, don't be mean!

X: Write me a story, tell me a tale
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Warrior Princess, wasting away
Give me your answer, and I'll reform,
A warlord no more,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four?


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D. Joan Leib
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Last updated 3 January 2000