Sidekick's Life

Gabrielle & Iolaus:
It's the side-kick's life for us!
It's the side-kick's life for us!

Gabrielle:
'Steada greeted,

Iolaus:
We get left!

Gabrielle:
'Steada kisses,

Iolaus:
We get licked.

G&I:
It's the side-kick's life!
Got no powers to speak of, so,
It's the side-kick's place we hold!

Gabrielle:
Cotton tunics,

Iolaus:
'Steada armor!

Gabrielle:
Slimy eels

Iolaus:
'Steada steak!

G&I:
It's the side-kick's life!

Gabrielle:
Don't it feel like she's always leavin?

Joxer and Mel:
Don't it seem like she'll never know?

Salmoneus and Argo:
Once a day, don't you wanna toss her down?

Ephiny and Solari:
It's easier than fighting Velaska.

Gabrielle:
She's not there when my dreams get creepy!
She's don't care that I've grown...look how my muscles show!
She can't dry my eyes when they get weepy!

All:
From all the tryin' you would think we'd need a drink!
Ohhhh!!!!

Slimy eel life!
Cotton tunic life!
Lack of kissin' life!
No lovin' life!

Ephiny:
Oh, Artemis we never see

Gabrielle:
Artemis? what's that, who's she?

All:
No one pays you any note
when you're a side-kick, that's all she wrote

Ephiny:
(making whooshing sounds to imitate Xena's chakram)
You'll be a side-kick till you learn how to fight.

G&I:
Yank the swords from their scabbards
Bind up all their wounds
Make their breakfast quick and good
I love you...

Ephiny:
(whoosh)
Gabrielle...
(whoosh)
Gabrielle!
(whoosh)
Gabrielle!!!!
(whoosh)
I said stay back!

All:
It's the side-kick's life for us
It's the side-kick's life for us
No one pays you any note
when you're a side-kick, that's all she wrote

It's the side-kick's life
It's the side-kick's life
It's the side-kick's life!

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