Schlemiel, Schlemozle

Music: Theme to "Laverne and Shirley"
Xena Song Parody by Rojo Cinco (


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Schlemile, Schlemozzle, Hausenfeffer Incorporated.
Are they gonna do it?
Give us any glance we'll take it,
Show us a caress, don't fake it.
I wish they'd make our dreams come true.
On the tv show.

But there's a lot of writers know how,
Lots of fanfic on the net now.
You've gone and made my dreams come true.
Doin' it your way.

There's nothing they won't try.
Never heard the word im-possible.
This time, they'll break out the whips!
They're gonna do it.

On your mark, get set and go now.
Yes I love Campfire fanfic, wow!
Xena's gone and made Gab's dreams come true!
And they've done it many ways,
(And all day)!
Made all our dreams come true.
Yes they've done it their way,
In fanfic!
And made all our dreams- come true- for me and you.

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D. Joan Leib
Last updated 19 September 2000