Music: "America" by Simon and Garfunkel
Xena Song Parody by Joan (

Warning: contains third-season spoilers ("The Deliverer")

Let us be lovers, we'll marry our fortunes together
I've got some nutbread here in my bag
So we bought a pair of saddlebags, an extra frying pan
And walked off to look for redemption.

Gabby, I said as we boarded a boat for Brittania,
Hercules seems like a dream to me now
It took me four days to heal from the gauntlet, now
I've come to look for redemption.

Laughin' on the boat,
Playing games with the pressure points
She said the man in the one-true-god cult was a spy
I said be careful, religion is really a sore point

Toss me a breast dagger, I think there's someone behind us
We killed the last one an hour ago
So I looked at the scenery, she read her latest scroll
And the moon rose over an open field

Xena, I'm lost, I said, though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and I'm aching and I don't know why
Countin' the guys that we've killed in our travels,
They've all gone, let's look for redemption
All gone, we look for redemption....

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D. Joan Leib
Last updated 3 January 2000