Pretty Woman

music: "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison.
Xena Song Parody by Laura Watts (Lala)(gadfly@pacbell.net)

Gabrielle sings to Xena:

Warrior Princess walking down the street
Warrior Princess how I'd like to meet
Warrior Princess you look sexy--it's the truth
No one wears leather quite like you

Warrior Princess atoning for her past
Warrior Princess she's busy kicking ass
Warrior Princess moody, dark, and angry
Have you considered therapy?

::sensitive chats--mercy!::

Warrior Princess and, me, Gabrielle
Warrior Princess it's so hard to tell
Warrior Princess our relationship--which is true?
Sisters? Friends? Lovers? I'm so confused!

::subtext...what subtext?::

Chorus:
Warrior Princess she's on top
Warrior Princess don't piss her off
Warrior Princess please "be nice" to me
Warrior Princess Yi, Yi, Yi
Warrior Princess look my way
Warrior Princess say you'll stay with me
Cause I need you, I'll treat you right
My big dumb warrior, be mine tonight

Warrior Princess watch the chakram fly
Warrior Princess warlords and slavers die
Warrior Princess just once, try it my way, okay
? Talk first then bust heads--whaddaya say?

Warrior Princess the network censor's gone
Warrior Princess how 'bout we get it on?
Warrior Princess I need a *friendly* grope
Let's play "who's sitting on the soap?"

::growl::

Gab Speaks:
Stop sharpening your sword it's late
I'm in the mood and I can't wait
You're soooo sexy! Give that warcry just for me...
Yeah, do the warcry just for me
Oh, Warrior Princess!


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D. Joan Leib
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Last updated 3 January 2000