You Oughta Know (Callisto Style)

Music: "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morrisette
Xena Song Parody by sHaYcH (shaych3@aol.com)

 

I want you to know that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the beasts of Hades on you both
A younger version of me
Is she insane like me
Would she decapitate everyone in the theatre
Does she scream eloquently
And would she love you baby
I'm sure she makes a really excellent sucker

'Cause the cut that you gave to me on that day
Wasn't gaping enough to make me die, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you rode in so coldly
And my village died, oh did it die
but I'm still alive

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you rode away
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear for my family
You, you, you oughta know.

You seem very well, turned all peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I'm still evil
Did you forget about me? Isn't that such a pity.
I hate to bug you in the middle of winter.
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was defaced
Are you thanking me everytime you fuck her

'Cause the cut that you gave to me on that day
Wasn't gaping enough to make me die, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you rode in so coldly
And my village died, oh did it die
but I'm still alive

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you rode away
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear for my family
You, you, you oughta know.

'Cause the choke hold you laid on the heart that was me
Ain't gonna make me fade
As soon as you close your eyes, I'll know it
And every time I run my sword through someone else's back
I hope you feel it...can you feel it?

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you rode away
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear for my family
You, you, you oughta know.

 


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