Mrs. Robinson

Music: "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel
Xena Song Parody by Joan (fic@englishchick.com)
Warning: very small spoilers for "Return of Callisto," "A Day in the Life," "When in Rome" and "Warrior...Priestess...Tramp"

And here's to you, Warrior Princess
Gabby loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Don't hurt me please, Warrior Princess
Tart'rus holds a place for those who kill
(Hey, hey, hey...hill, hill, hill)

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our scrolls
We'd like to help you learn to "know yourself" [*wink*]
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic souls
Stroll around the town until you feel at home

And here's to you, Warrior Princess
Gabby loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Don't hurt me please, Warrior Princess
Tart'rus holds a place for those who kill
(Hey, hey, hey...hill, hill, hill)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your cleavage with your dagger
It's a little secret, your and Gabrielle's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Warrior Princess
Gabby loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Don't hurt me please, Warrior Princess
Tart'rus holds a place for those who kill
(Hey, hey, hey...hill, hill, hill)

Sitting up on Argo on a sunny afternoon
Gonna have the frying pan debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, Julius Caesar
A nation turns its fearful eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Warrior Princess
Perdicus has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)


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D. Joan Leib
fic@englishchick.com
Last updated 3 January 2000