The Subtext Is Real

Can you hear them? They talk about us
We're telling lies, "No way!" they cry
They contend the gals are just friends
How dare we say Xena 'n Gab are gay
Choose sides now, don't delay
"Are they/Aren't they "game people play
The subtext is real

There's a weapon that we must use in our defense--persistence
"When do they do IT? Go on, prove it."
What are commercials for, but a chance to "score"
Doesn't matter what they say
We hope they get a clue someday
The subtext is real
Why are they so afraid?
Xena 'n Gab swing both ways
The subtext is real

Are they lovers? Are they friends?
This debate will never end

Can you hear them? They don't believe us
We're telling lies, "No way!" they cry
They contend the girls are just friends
How dare we say Xena 'n Gab are gay
Choose sides now, don't delay
"Are they/Aren't they" game people play
The subtext is real
Why are they so afraid?
To see the show our way
Subtext is real
Subtext is real
The subtext is real!

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