Lean Tall Xena

Music: "Long Tall Sally" by Little Richard
Xena Song Parody by Bart Leib (frantic@antioch-college.edu)


Don't tell aunt Aphrodite, or uncle Herc
Ares is her father, but that doesn't really work
with the plot, yeah. Yeah, forget it.
ooh, Gabby, don't need to know

Well lean tall Xena, bad guys she kills
and Gabrielle knows that she has many skills,
Ooh baby, blue-eyed baby
are they having them some "fun" tonight?

Xena saw Gabrielle with boring Perdy
She saw Callisto kill him and decided to get flirty
Oh Gabby, you're a widow,
Gabby, bathe with me tonight

Well lean tall Xena, bad guys she kills
and Gabrielle knows that she has many skills,
Ooh baby, blue-eyed baby
they're having them some fun tonight

Xena saw Gabrielle with boring Perdy
She saw Callisto kill him and decided to get dirty
Oh Gabby, forget him,
Gabby, be with me tonight

They're having some fun tonight,
Having fun tonight, having fun tonight,
Everything's all right,
Don't stop yet, we're not done tonight!


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D. Joan Leib
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Last updated 3 January 2000