Amazon Queen

She keeps a spare piece of nutbread
In her pretty saddlebag
'Sensitive chat' she says
That's why we call her Gab
A built-in remedy
For murdering and mayhem-y
At anytime a faithful sidekick
You can't decline...

As tough as the fighting gets
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's an Amazon Queen
Swinging, her staff is mean
Dynamite with a quill or three
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at The Price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke like a War Princess
Met a grrl from China
Went down on Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined

She came naturally from Amphipolis
For bards she couldn't care less
Murderously precise
She's a Warrior Queen
Chakram, her fists are mean
Dynamite with a whip you see
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

But when they're alone she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily not attacking
Temporarily on the grass
She'll absolutely drive you wild, wild..
She's all out to get you

She's an Amazon Queen
Swinging, her staff is mean
Dynamite with a quill or three
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at The Price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try...

Top
Back to the Xena Songs Page