Gabby's Lament

Oh, gods, won't ya buy me a new frying pan
It was used as a weapon by Xena again
I'll work hard to cook with the juices of my friend
But, oh, gods, won't ya buy me a new frying pan

Oh, gods, won't ya buy me a soap on a rope
It gets lost in the hot tub, I feel like a dope
On second thought, it's fun when Xena does grope
Oh, gods, just forget about the soap on a rope

Oh, gods, won't ya buy me a new outfit please
Something in leather that still shows my knees
Work hard with my staff, I wanna be taken more seriously
So, oh, gods, won't ya buy me a new outfit please

Oh, gods, won't ya buy me a night in a inn
I'd sure like some privacy with Xena my friend
Her eyes like the sky, I melt with that grin
So, dear, gods, won't ya buy me a night in a inn

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