Music: "Imagine" by John Lennon
Xena Song Parody by Maxima (


Imagine a warrior princess
It's easy if you try.
She has her bard
to tell her stories all night.
Imagine Xena and Gabrielle
together for all time.

Imagine there's no Joxer
it isn't hard to do.
His song was never written
Gabby never learned it too.
Imagine Ulysses and Perdicus
never did exist.

Imagine no more subtext
I wonder if you can.
No need to even suggest
Just maintext and no men.
Imagine all the people
watching Xena in peace.

You may say I'm a dreamer
but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join me
and all the mailing lists will be as one.


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D. Joan Leib
Last updated 3 January 2000