I Am Xena

Music: "I Am Woman" by Helen Reddy
Xena Song Parody by Mars

 

(serious version)(silly version)
I am Xena, hear me yell
At the armies that I fell
I've done too much to go back and pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there in the gore
And no one's ever going to keep me down again

Oh, yes I am wise
But it's wisdom from the pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I've gained
If I have to I can do anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am Xena

You can bend but never break me
'Cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my bloody goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a victim any longer
Because you've deepened the conviction in my soul

Oh, yes I am wise
But it's wisdom from the pain
Yes I've paid the price
But look how much I've gained
If I have to I can do anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am Xena

I am woman, watch me throw
The deadly chakram that I know
As I ride with Gabs across the land
But with so many foes
I've got a long, long way to go
Until I make these warlords understand

Oh, yes I am wise
But it's wisdom from the pain
Yes I've paid the price
But look how much I've gained
If I have to I can face anyone
I am strong
I am invincible
I am Xena

Oh I am Xena
I am invincible
I am strong
I am Xena
I am invincible (fade)

I am Xena, hear me cry
When you say that I use dye
But I've dyed too much to go back and pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before
And I won't take it no more
No one's ever going to make me blonde again

Oh, yes I am wise
But it's wisdom from the tines
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how my hair shines
If I have to I can wear anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am Xena

I can't hide the way that I feel
And the subtext -- it's so real
I'm determined to win my loving Gabs
So I'll come back even warmer
From these plots where I don't hold her
And leave behind the poor guys Calli stabs

Oh, yes I am wise
But it's wisdom from my bard
Yes, I've paid the price
In her scrolls it looks so hard
If I have to I can do anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am Xena

I am Xena watch me shout
My growing ratings give me clout
As she touts my valiant deeds across the land
It's a just third-year show
With three more years to go
Until we make the networks understand

Oh, yes I am wise
But it's wisdom from the sweeps
Yes, I've paid the price
But when I die she weeps
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am Xena

Oh I am Xena
I am invincible
I am strong
I am Xena
I am invincible (fade)


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D. Joan Leib
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Last updated 3 January 2000