Drop Dead Gorgeous

Bad with swords....she guts 'em
Heads up!....her chakram
Through air....she's flippin'
And when I look at her I'm in heaven

Her form....sheer bliss and
Her eyes....sky blue and
"Yi Yi Yi"....is spoken
And when I look at her I'm in heaven
I'm in heaven

I know non-subtexters lie
No, she can not love a guy
It's just the truth that they deny
Yeah, yeah, and she's drop dead gorgeous

Don't go changing subtext lines
Not for hetero compromise
She's still the hero kind
Yeah, yeah, and she's drop dead gorgeous

Yeah
Her skills....they're many
The *look*....you're quaking
Too bad....she's taken
And when I look at her I'm in heaven

Red shirts....don't need 'em
Her bard....love's spoken
Their bond....not broken
And when I look at her I'm in heaven
I'm in heaven

I know non-subtexters lie
No, she can not love a guy
Well, hell, then maybe she is bi
Yeah, yeah, but she's drop dead gorgeous

Don't go changing subtext lines
Not for hetero compromise
She's still the Sapphic kind
Yeah, yeah, and she's drop dead gorgeous

(music bridge)

Yeah, yeah

(more music)

I know all those writers lie
Oh, the bard's who caught her eye
It's still the hets they pacify
Yeah, yeah, and she's drop dead gorgeous

Don't try changing Xena's kind
Unless you want that warrior's cry
You'll wish that you could die
Yeah, yeah, and she's drop dead gorgeous

Yeah, het
Drop dead

Disclaimer: No heterosexuals were harmed, or intended to be harmed, in the making of this song parody.

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