D-E-L-A-Y-E-D

Xena and Gabrielle sing:

Joxer's the bane of our existence, an annoying man
We spell out the naughty words so he won't understand
Like S-E-X or maybe B-I-T-E-H-A-R-D
We try 'n hide, only to be found
Don't he know that three's a crowd?

Xena sings:

Our S-E-X-L-I-F-E was interrupted today
Me and little G-A-B
Were about to get laid
I'm mighty pissed and there's gonna be H-E double L to pay
Oh Gab, can I put the pinch on H-I-S-N-E-C-K?

Gabrielle sings:

Watch him now, Joxer's so clueless
Good thing he can't spell
He thinks I-A-M-S-O-W-E-T is Gaelic for "swell"
Randy and desperate, I must find some way to rationalize
A plausible reason for your head between my thighs

Xena sings:

Our S-E-X-L-I-F-E was interrupted today
Me and little G-A-B
Were just moments away
We're both so wound up and this is pure H-E double L, you see
Oh, we wish Joxer would just hit T-H-E-R-O-A-D

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