Ephiny, Eponin, and Solari harmonize:
Oooo! She can talk, she can fight
Traveling at Xena's side
Oooo! Watch the bard make a scene
She's our Amazon Queen
Poteidaia moved much too slow
So I decided to hit the road
Follow a certain warrior
All over Greece, we're gonna fight for peace
Bilious green bra, staff, and skirt
"Roc" hard abs take a lot of work
I love to tell my stories
'Bout the hottest warrior, in the buttkickin' biz
Xena's sexy when pissed
Eponin, Ephiny, and Solari harmonize:
Gab is our Amazon Queen
Gentle and sweet, she's never mean
Gets seasick, eats squid, and turns green--oh yeah!
She's not just a sidekick
Bashing baddies with her stick
Oooo! Don't use her scrolls or dent her pan
Payback's a bitch, oh man!
(musical interlude while the Amazons dance/fight amongst themselves
Gabrielle and Xena share a smouldering look)
I'm queen of the Amazons
Though I'm short and irritating blonde
Because I saved Terreis
I have right of caste
What am I gonna do?
Xena's less than enthused
Solari, Eponin, and Ephiny harmonize:
Cuz Gab's our Amazon Queen
Young and sweet, so tan and lean
Watch her eat, she licks the plate clean--oh yeah!
I can't dance, but I can talk
Why ride when I can walk?
Oooo! Xena likes what I do
If I could get her to...mmph!
Xena interjects (hand over Gabrielle's mouth):
That's enough Amazon Queen!
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