How Bizarre

Music: "How Bizarre" by OMC
Xena Song Parody by Spoon (EARisCool@aol.com)


Gabrielle's in the back
sweet Xena's in the Front
walking down the road
in the hot hot sun

suddenly Aph's white lights
flash us from behind
soft voice asks
please step out onto the grass

Gabs breathes words of comfort
Xena just hides her face
goddess taps her shades
what about 69

how bizarre
how bizarre
how bizarre

destination unknown
as we slow down for some wine
a freshly pasted poster
reveals a smile from the past

warriors and sidekicks
Ares' next lackey
Gabs speaks righteous
Sister Xena says funky

how bizarre
how bizarre
how bizarre

ooh gabs (ooh gabs)
you're makin me crazy ( you're making me crazy)
everytime I take a bath
take a bath
Everytime I take a bath
Everytime I take a bath
everytime I take a bath
you're in my face

Ephiny steps up
says the warriors left town
amazons jump and jive
and the people inch back around

people lying everywhere
there's eagles in the sky
warlords, armies, bards
ask the where, how and why

Xena yells we're outta here
Gabs says right on
make our moves and starting grooves
before they know we're gone

jump onto Argo's back
headed for no lights
want to know the rest
hey, ask the Gods

how bizarre
how bizarre
how bizarre

ooh gabs ooh gabs
you're making me crazy ( you're making me crazy)
everytime I take a bath
take a bath
everytime I take a bath
everytime I take a bath
everytime I take a bath
you're in my face
you're in my face
(2x)

ooh Gabs ( ooh gabs)
you're making me crazy (you're making me crazy)
everytime I take a bath
take a bath
everytime I take a bath
take a bath
everytime I take a bath
you're in my face


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D. Joan Leib
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Last updated 3 January 2000