Bard For The Money

Music: "She Works Hard For The Money" by Donna Summer
Xena Song Parody by Joan Leib (fic@englishchick.com)


She's a bard for the money
Yeah, bard for me, honey
She's a bard for the money so you better treat her right.

Xena there in the corner stands and wonders where she is.
And it's strange to her
some people sleep through everything.
9 am on the hour hand and she's waiting for Gabrielle
And she's looking real mean
just glaring at her clientele

She's a bard for the money
Yeah, bard for me, honey
She's a bard for the money so you better treat her right.

Three whole years have come and gone.
And they've seen a lot of tears
But the ones who listen
They really seem to need her there.
It's a sacrifice working day to day
For little money just tips for pay.
But it's worth it all to hear her say that she cares.

She's a bard for the money
Yeah, bard for me, honey
She's a bard for the money so you better treat her right.

She already knows she's seen her bad times.
She already knows these are the good times.
She'll never sell out, she'd never do, not for a dinar or two
She works haaaaard.........

Sax Solo
Guitar Solo

She's a bard for the money
Yeah, bard for me, honey
She's a bard for the money so you better treat her right.


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D. Joan Leib
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Last updated 3 January 2000